I can only imagine how pleased my wife is now that she's found herself living with a Microsoft MVP awardee.  I told her "You may bring the MVP his glass of water now." While the MVP waits for his water, the MVP will complete his profile on https://mvp.support.microsoft.com/profile=7AE15364... 

The MVP is growing quite parched.  I think the MVP will have to go get his own water.